atheisticasshole:

Wait but hear me out

  • ravenclaws that hate studying and procrastinate every assignment
  • hufflepuffs that curse like sailors and that look like they could definitely fuck you up if they wanted to
  • slytherin that are really nice and sweet who constantly ask how your days going and if you need help with something
  • gryffindor that are scared to kill the spider in the corner of their rooms because who knows if that shit can fly or if it’ll attack you  

(via neuromusicwitch)

cupofteaorgtfo:

Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow

(via geeky-and-i-know-it)

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

bill-holmes:

tardis221b:

teacupsandnetflix:

It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like

"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."

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sorry but

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u can’t beat the monuments men

umm excuse u

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don’t mess with the Polar Express

(via geeky-and-i-know-it)

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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(Source: mrssaberhagen, via everydayalittledeathstar)

gazzymouse:

indevampire:

i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide

you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.

every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all

EVERY

BODY

CLAP
YOUR
HANDS

(Source: vampirtini, via krumcake)

(Source: carpaldis, via whoinwhoville)

I think you might be scared. And however scared you are, Clara, the man you are with right now…the man I hope you are with, believe me he is more scared than anything you can imagine right now. And he…he needs you.

(Source: pondroyalty, via fyeahmattsmith)

But didn’t Jenny die when they had that hallucinogenic tea party with River?

Do you ever look in the mirror andthink, “I’ve seen that face before”?

(Source: hazellncaster, via whoinwhoville)

solthree:

my relationship with dw is weird, i don’t want to care but i feel sad that i don’t care, i say i don’t care but deep down i still care??? i don’t even know

(via gallifreyburning)

Kelley. 23. I like pretty things. And nerdy things. Basically all the things. Vegetarian Originally from VA.Then Undergrad in NY. Remember that time I studied in London ? Well now I'm back. Also I have a tattoo now, tattoos are cool.